am i really that parent?

you know...the one who lets their kids eat stuff off of the floor and pretends they didn't see it.  for some reason i didn't give jake his snack-trap container and instead thought hoped that i could give him the non-snack-catcher that was already washed and he would just neatly eat his cheerios and raisins.  after the photo was taken, i quietly went back to the couch, sat down and pretended i didn't know what was happening in his room.